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The Newstates of Amerika
Sincerest apologies to the French! This is my design proposal for the Newstates of America National Flag, seeing as how our own National flag is going the way of toilet wipe. Hey, if the Confederate...
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Dead Poets Society
Pritchard penned Understanding Poetry, A perspective revered from sea to sea, I can hear Keating shout “Rip that fucker out! O Captain, my Captain, please rescue me!” (Check out the YouTube video for...
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The “Muffin Man”
Scotland Yard was dumbfounded for ages Until all evidence surfaced by stages. Now nothing’s the same On ole Drury Lane: “Muffin Man” baked abductees in cages! (😮 I just freaked myself out! *shudder*)
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“Angels Watching (Over Me Tonight,)” A Creepypasta Limerick
“Sunday school” is diluted for fright: Henoch’s mutants were abolished from sight. Religious error Protects not from terror: Lord….save us from angels, watching tonight. (Two of my favorite...
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The Little Engine That Couldn’t (Feelspasta Limerick)
“I think I can” should have been “shouldn’t.” Common sense shouted “Stop!” but he wouldn’t. He suffered such pain That poor little train…. He tried to go on, but he couldn’t. (Shit. Did it again! 😔...
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“Billy Boy” (A Creepypasta Limerick)
Billy married the one of his dreams, She served him pies topped with cream. She was eighty five! Mother wasn’t alive, His wife drowned out the sound of her screams! (Have another look at the poem...
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“Dance Little Baby”(A Firestarter Limerick)
Charlie McGee could blaze fires by thought, ‘The Shop’ Lot Six-ed and didn’t get caught. Though in this instance When tested on infants Made babies fly, but ought not! (I’m telling you, some of these...
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Alternate Reality?
Do time and space really have tears? Or maybe it’s just no one cares. We might not understand A new “when” in our land: But…. what happened to the Berenstein Bears? (Bear with me here. Wasn’t going...
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“Grandma’s Glasses,” A Newspaper Headline!
Elderly Matriarch Haunted by Mischievous Poltergeist! Prescription Glasses Constantly Disappear! (Have a read of that poem, Grandma’s Glasses. You’ll see what I mean. It’s rather short.)
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“Pocahontas”(Creepypasta)
Pocahontas, of Powhatan’s nation, Brave woman with no imitation, Followed her ‘arrow,’ Meeko ate her marrow Post-death in the woods…by starvation. (What do you expect after listening to a talking,...
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“An Old Lady of Chertsey,” A Newspaper Headline!
Chertsey Villagers Frightened by Elderly Woman Displaying Power of Reverse-Levitation! Village Gains New Mineshaft!
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Dorothy, the Witch
The “Winds of God” tornado increased, Dodi’s crash landing was jarring, at least. Shaking hands withdrew From dead feet, Ruby shoes: Long Live Dorothy: Queen Witch of the East!
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